Right. There are two types of people in this world: those who stand in their driveway, staring at the sky, squinting, sniffing the air like some sort of confused meerkat — and those who hang this glorious circle of stainless steel brilliance on their wall and actually know what the weather’s doing.
This is our most popular weather instrument for a very good reason: it’s German. Handmade by Fischer — the sort of people who’d rather eat their own socks than produce something inaccurate. It’s modern, round, and so easy to read you could do it while wrestling the dog, watering the garden, or yelling at the kids to bring the washing in.
On its sleek white dial, you’ve got three proper instruments:
The Barometer, which basically makes you a wizard because you’ll always know when the weather’s about to change.
The Hygrometer, which tells you if your home’s air is more Sahara Desert or Amazon Jungle — so you can fix it.
The Thermometer, which stops you stepping outside dressed like an Eskimo only to find it’s hotter than the surface of the sun.
✔️ 100% Handmade in Germany — engineered by people who’d measure your toast if you asked them to.
✔️ Fischer Barometer, Hygrometer & Thermometer — the holy trinity of indoor climate mastery.
✔️ Wall Mounted: Hang it in your living room, conservatory, or even the man cave you pretend is an office.
✔️ White Dial: As crisp and clear as a sunny winter’s day.
✔️ Indoor & Outdoor Climate Meter: Because weather happens inside too.
✔️ Stainless Steel Housing: Extra powder-coated, because it’s better to be safe than sorry when Mother Nature’s in a mood.
✔️ Mineral Glass: Tough enough to handle your clumsy attempts at dusting.
✔️ All-English Labels: No squinting at strange words while the rain pours down.
✔️ Full Instructions: If you can’t hang this up, you should not be allowed near tools.
✔️ 2-Year Warranty & In-House Service Centre: Just in case you manage to break the unbreakable.
✔️ Add Free Gift Wrapping or Deluxe Gift Box: Perfect for that relative who talks about the weather more than the sport.
Width: 160mm
Depth: 45mm
Glass Diameter: 145mm
This stunning little weather oracle gives you a clear idea if you should pop out the umbrella or slather on sunscreen. The hygrometer tells you if your home’s air is fit for humans or more suited to cacti. And the thermometer — well, let’s just say it’s a lot more accurate than sticking your head out the window and guessing.
Best bit? This isn’t some plastic tat that’ll fall off the wall next year. It’s a future heirloom — the kind of well-engineered brilliance you’ll hand down to the grandkids while you smugly explain how you always knew when rain was coming.
In stock now — hang it up, look clever, and be the only one on the street who actually knows what the weather’s up to.
